I’ve tried everything else.  At this point, I’ve been running bad for so long that it’s time for a desperation move:  yes, that’s right.  A dumb, superstitious game!
I hereby announce that I will not cut my hair until I show a five-figure profit in a single day.*  Here’s the already unkempt starting point for your viewing pleasure.

In [...]

My title defense up here at Foxwoods ended with failure.
How it went down: 
I played some good poker and slowly built my starting stack of 5,o00 to around 30,000 with about 200 players out of 950 left.  Along the way I made a big hand when I flopped top set with 99 and filled up on [...]

Since I was a lazy student and an indifferent lawyer, the only thing I’d ever been the reigning champion of was my fantasy football league.  That is, until last March, when I made the biggest score of my then nascent career, winning the $600 NL event at the 2006 Foxwoods Poker Classic.
The 2007 edition of this [...]