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Ladies and Gentlemen, children of legal gambling age in their jurisdiction of residence:
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Now you may have heard a rumor about the United States government not being in love with the idea of you gambling in your own home on your own computer on your own spare time (they suggest you try jigsaw puzzles). Therefore you may have some difficulty depositing on Lock Poker. Not to worry, I’ve got you covered. If anyone has trouble depositing on Lock, I will be happy to get you started via player-to-player transfer as long as we can work out some form of payment here in the real world. I’m easy like that.
If you do choose to sign up for Lock Poker, please contact me when you do so, so that I can ensure that you receive the juicy benefits to which you are entitled and see to it that you are listed as one of my referrals.
Good luck and godspeed,
-David.