While I have no interest in renewing the “big law firm” debate from a couple of weeks ago, I do want to take the liberty of making an analogy using the same model.
I’ve made a decision to enter a period of hyperactivity. I’m going to be multitabling online or playing live poker for at least 12 hours per day for the next couple of weeks. I am very determined to re-establish my profitability as a player right now, and bombarding my statistics with man-hours seems to be the best way to do that.
It’s gonna be just like there’s a big motion due when I was working at the firm! OMG OMG OMG OMG! Footnote #2 is spaced wrong. No wait, it’s okay. Wait wait wait… the appendices are all off. Somebody needs to bluebook Section four!!! And so forth.
Sigh… at least my billables for February and March will look good!
oooh – can I be your paralegal? 🙂 Good Luck, babe.
I fixed a spelling mistake for you, on analogy. Keeping in the spirit of the post.