I’ve tried everything else. At this point, I’ve been running bad for so long that it’s time for a desperation move: yes, that’s right. A dumb, superstitious game!
I hereby announce that I will not cut my hair until I show a five-figure profit in a single day.* Here’s the already unkempt starting point for your viewing pleasure.

In other news, I am just about finishing rereading the book that planted the “go pro” seed in my head way back in 2002: The Big Deal by Anthony Holden. It’s a quality book. The all-time poker masterpiece is A. Alvarez’s Biggest Game In Town, but The Big Deal is quite good as well. And the sequel will be published in May.
-Furry Sug
*unless Janeen makes me.